Cracker Jack

A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them

Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you

I had to Cracker Jack before step sis caught me

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Cracker Jack

1. A substance which contains wheat, is hard and may contain sugar.
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(

Harvey: How do I join your fraternity?
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.

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gram crackering

Instagraming for a lengthy amount of of time

Quit gram crackering fag

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Uppity Cracker

1. A white person who talks way too much.
2. A record label created by Mindless Self Indulgence in 1999 when they couldn't get signed to a record label.

1. That white piece of shit was such a uppity cracker! Bitch couldn't keep his ass shut.
2. Dude, MSI is on a record label known as uppity crack since typical record labels are full of shit these days.

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Fat cracker

Its when a fat bitch ass kkk look alike says hey to you

Sup fat cracker

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cracker trap

1. an event or item that catches the attention of caucasians, usually resulting in those said people being ripped off by shady sellers

2. To lure white people into paying for something not worth what they are spending

1. "Dude, the white lady at that flea market bought five pairs of Gucci knock-offs!"
"Yeah, that place is such a cracker trap."

2. "Man, these asians really know how to give a good deal on these tours of the lake."
"Man, that's their fish-pond. You got cracker-trapped!"

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Nabisco Cracker

A phrase that, in certain rings, is substituted for Son of a Bitch.

"Ryan is such a Nabisco Cracker"
or
"What stupid nabisco crackers."
or just
"Nabisco Cracker"

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