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the stuff that runs out your butt when you fart..
i just got some fart juice in my daks
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the act of shitting your pants after you fart
when you got to take a shit reall bad and the fart cant wait, splat its a shit fart
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(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.
-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!
(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)
-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.
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A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.
"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."
"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."
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one of those farts thats reaallly bad for a couple seconds, then leaves
that was a rapist fart, bad for a little bit then gone
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when you fart and it gets stuck between your buttcheeks, so you have to do a littl wiggle and picking to get it out.
emma, i ate chipotle today, and i'm having major fart bubbles right now
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The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.
Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.