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to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back
dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.
When your drunk friend moons the tourists far below her hotel room on the 39th floor. Some believe spotting a high rise ham is a sign of good luck.
Miri felt so lucky to spot an ass way up high that night in Miami... little did she know it was her drunk friend high rise hamming.
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Asking someone to calm down, especially when they are of large stature. The "hams" implied signify the large muscles.
Tod: "Hey, you filth, where did you hide my memes?"
You: "Woah, chill your hams, dude."
don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.
Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
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Essentially means "may your whole family be bulldozed" or "may your whole family die".
You scratch my new Mercedes! Ham Ka Chan ah lei!
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Being completely and utterly drunk to the point where you can't move and have to be carried places..
Holy shit man, I was a complete steamed ham last night..
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a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident
amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club
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