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Bed bed refers to when somebody goes to bed and doesn’t wake up, or basically just dies. This can be used to say somebody has died or somebody will die and is most commonly used when somebody is making a joke because of the informality of it but can be used formally.
Example 1, formal:
“My grandma went bed bed last night :(“
“Oh I’m sorry :(“
“Yeah :((“
Example 2, informal:
“I think a Victorian child would go bed bed if they heard modern music haha.”
BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.
2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).
3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)
"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"
"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"
"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"
a cuddling session that takes place in a dirty motel bed where prostitutes may have fornicated
Dylan: "This is trash bed cuddles."
Andrew: "That's called motel room cuddles.. bleh"
A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.
"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."
When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed
“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”
No not yet, but I did it yesterday
1. a bed that's too hot
2. a bed that roasts you when you lie down or sit on the bed
This is a roasting bed!
“I see Anna is pregnant, she must have been playing with Tim’s Bed Sausage!”