shit can

Verb. Related to the car tuning scene.
To modify a cars electrical system by putting the battery in the trunk of that car. the result is usually loss of some electrical performance.

"yeah,and i'll bet your gonna shit can the battery next rice boy!"

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garbage can party

the act of masturbation upon one's tippy toes in close proximity or directly above a garbage receptical ie trash can or garbage bag with intent to ejaculate into the said receotical

cory had a garbage can party when no one was home.

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r can saw

Another way of spelling Arkansas.

For some odd mysterious reason i still live in R can saw.

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Campbell's Soup Can

A very large and girthy penile unit of a man's genitals

The man I f'ed last night had a campbell's soup can.

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fill up a can

the bulimic equivalent to "smoke a bowl".
many bulimics look like they're taking a drink of something in a can, but are actually depositing small amounts of vomit into the can in the most non-attention-drawing way possible.

bulimic one: hey, I just ate way too much. I'm gonna go fill up a can.
bulimic two: have a Diet Pepsi

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can of whoop ass

What every mercenary in Far Cry shouts when he can't shoot at you.

I'm gonna open a can of whoop ass on u!!

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I can fix this

I can't fix this

Guy 1: Holy shit you just ran over my neighbour's cat!
Guy 2: Wait! I can fix this!

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