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When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.
-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.
Being in control. Calling the shots. Being the decider.
1. Erika finally came to the conclusion that Jonathan had his chance at making the decisions in the relationship. From now on, she would take the cat seat.
2. - "Hey dude, what a mess this thing with Syria has become."
- "No kidding! And Obama, what was he thinking? Giving up the cat seat only to have Putin take it over!"
A pet cat that is very docile and comfortable around humans. Such a cat will most often have no problem being picked up and carried, relaxing in whatever position, not unlike a limp washrag.
Blaze here is a regular old washrag cat.
Ollie is the progenitor of the “Polite Cat” meme, also known as the “He Looks Very Polite” meme. It all started with an unsuspecting 9GAG post, where someone submitted a very peculiar-looking cat whose mouth resembled that of a human's pressed in a straight line
Guy 1 - Hey Bro did you see the new meme I sent ya?
Guy 2 - Damn those meme cats always crack me up!
Someone so obsessed with felines that they struggle to deal with normal life. They are often called something like Hannah or Joan.
Joan can't even make a cup of tea if there's a kitten around. She's such a cat botherer.
"Hey Pa! Don't you let Rover in 'da house, he dun got sprayed by a Streamwood cat!"
the act of female masterbation
"I caught Sally in the act of stroking the cat yesterday"