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The combined term for the monotheistic faiths Judaism and Christianity. Christianity is an off-shoot of Judaism formed by followers of a man named Jesus.
Judaism is an off-shoot of the now extinct polytheistic pagan religion of the Canaanites.
Yewah (which became Jahova) was mountain deity from Canaan that seperated into its own cult which eventually denounced other gods from this religion to become Judaism.
Followers of Judo-Christianity worship one god and follow the teachings of the same phrophets (Abraham being the first). Jews ( followers of Judaism) however deny Jesus being a phrophet and the son of god. Judo-Christianity now has many off-shoots such as Islam, Catholicism and Protestantism (the 3 largest off-shoots).
Mel Brooks is a famous Jew (follower of Judaism) who made many comedy films.
Torqueamada is a famous Christian (follower of Christianity) who made many people (including Jews, agnostics, athiests and anyone else considered a Heretic) die in the name of the Roman-Catholic Church.
Both followed Judo-Christianity
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A hardcore Christian genre of music
"What are you listening to?"
"Christian hardcore"
"Oh, is it any good?"
"Take a listen my metal head friend"
"Wow! These guys have actual LYRICS! They don't just scream into a mic, well they do that too sometimes, but they generally make SENSE! From now on, I'm listening to CHRISTIAN metal!"
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It crushes the skull of satan, and puts satanic music to shame. This is real rock. Some people think it is "pansy music" because of bands like Pillar.
Christian Rock is Living Sacrifice, Zao, Norma Jean, Demon Hunter, Immortal Souls, Crimson Thorn, Becoming The Archetype, Impending Doom, Tortured Conscience, The Chariot, Haste The Day, Vomitorial Corpulence, BURN THE FLESH
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One who is on the Conservative side of politics, who is anti-everything.
This Hyper-Christian doesn't like abortion, or think a woman can do his job. She needs to get him coffee.
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The act of sex between a male and female whereby the penis is inserted in to the vagina - results in the loss of ones Christian virginity.
As from Leviticus 5:16 "And so Ezekiel said, one's Christian virginity is only taken upon the union of a husband and a wife's unmentionables"
man1: Hey man.. have you lost your virginity?
man2: My virginity or my Christian virginity?
man1: Christian
man2: No, im gay, and a womans unmentionables are disgusting.
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An idiot who prays every night, but receives no reply, and makes up excuses as to why "he" didn't reply.
Christian: Dear God, if there is any hope that I shall pass my drivers test tomorrow, please guide me to victory.. Amen.
*the next day, he crashes on the test and dies*.
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Someone who doesn't believe anything in the bible, doesn't go to church, sins on a regular basis, but believes god exists anyway. Pretty much an atheist who hasn't read the bible or ever considered that their parents lied to them.
Atheist: Have you actually read the bible?
Moderate Christian: No, but my priest said it was a good book because it says we shouldn't kill people or steal things.
Atheist: It also says you should beat your slaves and rape a virgin to make her your wife. Plus, every culture in existence has had provisions against killing and stealing.
Moderate Christian: It's my belief, you intolerant Atheist! You're so intolerant. Why can't you let me believe what I want? You're always coming to my door, buying tv networks, and teaching little kids that they will suffer forever if they aren't atheists.
(Agnostic joins in): Yeah you atheists are so intolerant. You can't prove there isn't a god.
Atheist: I wasn't trying to. I was only saying the bible is a pretty bad book; it condones slavery, rape, and mass murder.
Agnostic: INTOLERANT!!!!
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