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to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back
dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.
Cantonese profanity
Usually to curse the persons whole family to die or to get bankrupt
Oui! U ham kah chan go to hell
A flamming, angry, ginger that plays Magic: the Gathering and could been seen as redeeming himself through disk golf. Quite smart in the math and sience fields which unfortunately doesn't make up for his weak social field. Features a protruding sternum, also known as a uni-boob.
Disc golfer 1: Who's that awkward guy on the tee?
Disc Golfer 2: Oh, that's Cap'n Cu-Ham.
Essentially means "may your whole family be bulldozed" or "may your whole family die".
You scratch my new Mercedes! Ham Ka Chan ah lei!
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don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.
Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
meme instagram tumblr textposts
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Being completely and utterly drunk to the point where you can't move and have to be carried places..
Holy shit man, I was a complete steamed ham last night..
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when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.
dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.
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