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A term for a guy masturbating. It is based off the MMA strike of the hammer fist. The act is highlighted by short, mini "strokes" in a very violent matter and would tend to injure most guys. The loose grip allows for the act of stroking as a normal hammer fist grip and strike would nearly be impossible anatomically and would probably not be pleasurable for any guy.
Dude, I walked in on Dave in the bathroom jacking it and I swear he was using the loose grip hammer fist!
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-A statement at the end of a conversation with the purpose of confusing everyone who hears it.
-A brother of a hammer head shark.
"Aiight dawg I'll catch you later, Bro hammer head shark!"
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The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.
'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'
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Homes Under Nuff Hammer
UK property based day time programme. Presenters look at homes, then watch homes being auctioned, then return to look again after the home has been painted beige. Repeat ad nauseam.
Presented by Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts. Occasionally and disappointingly, also Dion Dublin.
Often abbreviated to ‘HUNH’.
“Man, I’m hungover. I need Homes Under Nuff Hammer.”
“Already started, but it’s a Dublin episode”
“Bugger”
Otherwise known as HELL, Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies is a cowardly attempt to escape from obligations by evoking a pretend illness such as Hammer Lung, Black Lung, or Vaginitis.
Wow Dave, you got Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies again and can't take the trash out? OK, hope you feel better bro!
A video of two Ukrainian men who are hitting an innocent man in the face with a hammer until he dies. They also poke in his stomach with an icepick.
Have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer? That shit is disgusting!
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The flag of the US that has been proposed for the united states by theamerican communist movement when it becomes communist. And it is also the flag of the american communist movement. It is in effect the US flag with a hammer and sickle supperimposed on it.The hammer and sickle stands for the american workers.
Lets fly the stars,strips,hammer and sickle.
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