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A long time ago for as long as man can remember, there was a small group of private Universities (Yale, Harvard, Princeton, etc.) attended by arrogant sons and daughters of aristocrats and socialites. Due to their influential background and their white skin tone, they eventually graduated and naturally became leaders, CEOs, and CFOs of the world’s largest public corporations. They wanted a way to make money without exerting much effort so they decided to make public announcements of how their companies would do business together to generate X amount of revenue. This news led many investors, educated and uneducated, into foolishly buying shares of these companies. As the price of the shares rose, these so-called leaders became filthy rich. They would indulge in the finest caviar and French wines, wear designer suits and drive the fastest cars from Italy, and of course, have access to the most physically attractive women the world has to offer. Eventually their scam would come to an end so they had to sell their ownership of these company shares and announce to the public that the deals went sour. These scams repeat over and over throughout the history of man. This, my friend, is how the world works. If you are born the right color, and at the right time, you can have it all.
Joe: Life is so unfair. I just got canned dude.
Jack: Yup life sucks. If there's such thing as reincarnation, I'd want to be reborn a Harvard Jew.
Joe: Me too!
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a derogatory cry,not unsimilar to 'wank off' or 'fuck off'
your only going to give me €20 your this signed Barry Manilow LP? Jew off!
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a nigger, or a blakc male/female, who has a large jew like nose.
Damn! Lisa you know your boyfriend is a niggah jew! His nose could be seen from a mile away!
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A bagel usually comprised of cream cheese. Said to called a jew bagel as many jews eat this delicacy as a breakfast.
Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the bagel and cream cheese
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!
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Ethnic Jews that originate mostly from Eastern Europe. They have the highest IQ of any of any other ethnic group.
Albert Einstein, Allen Greenspan, Milton Friedman, Stanley Kubrick, Ayn Rand, etc. Damn those Ashkenazi Jews are fuckin' smart.
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Someone who is acting as selfishly as a Jew's Bagel.
You fucking Jew Bagel!!
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Where two people are in a deadlock over who will pay the bill at a restaurant. This does not occur by the persons disagreeing over who should pay, but rather by the reluctance of either person to be the first to reach for their wallet.
Joel and Shelley have just had lunch at a local vegetarian restaurant. When the bill comes Joel disappears to the bathroom. As he returns he is disappointed to see that Shelley has not already put her credit card or cash on the bill tray.
Joel and Shelley then sit awkwardly at the table in a Jew-Lock, neither wanting to be the first to offer to pay.
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