abusive mother

The mom who keeps slapping u and is abusive to you and grounds u for having a 99% on ur test

" mom!! I have AMAZING NEWS!! "
"UGH WHAT? "
"I GOT A 99 PERCENT ON MY TEST!! "
"your happy about that? "
"Yes? "
"WHY THE HELL DID U NOT GET A 100%?!! "
" NO MOMMY NO!!! "
The next day
"Dude I got a 99 percent!! What did u get? "
"Same but my mom was mad and abused me"
" damn u have an abusive mother! "
"Yea.. "

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Mother of Mayhem

When something stupid or a bit bizarre is said or anything is exciting is when you use it

Holy Mother of Mayhem that was a great shot!

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word to your mother

Word to your mother was a phrase used back in the 80s and 90s. Though it was originated by the African American community, saying to keep it real or to respect the motherland, it then became the retarded phrase of white boys trying to act gangsta. They sound so gay and make respectable white people like me look like the skid-mark on the underpants of society when they say it. Thanks a lot Vanilla Ice.

Black guy 1: "Yo nigga, what's happenin'?"
Black guy 2: "I'm fine, man. Keepin' it real."
Black guy 1: "word to your mother."
White boy who overhears the conversation and immediately thinks thinks of ice ice baby: "What's good, niggas?"
Black guy 1: "What you call us bitch?"
WB: " Yo man, keep it real. Word to your mother."
Black guy 1 knocks him out and he and Black guy 2 laugh and walk away while listening to the Beastie Boys, a well respectable white hip hop group.

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Badass Mother Fucker

Quentin Tarantino, director.

Devin: Did you see Pulp Fiction?
Alex: Naw.
Devin: Well that Quentin Tarantino is one Badass Mother Fucker.
Alex: I heard that shit.

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Crack head mother

A mother that put low effort into improving her acts she may not give a Fu*K about everything. Crackhead moms will compulsively lie to loved ones to get her daily dopamine fix. She may say she will improve her life but after some days she will go back to her normal crackhead ways. In a nutshell.

Bye I'll be right back just going to the store to get some crack... I mean milk. Crack head mother

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Your mothers ass!

Often said during the mid-latter portion of the twentieth century as a replacement for terms like “Goddamnit” or “Jesus Christ!” In a more religious based society.

Oh Your mothers ass! He cut me off! Did you see that?

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mother's chest hair

Material used to create Janice's(from Mean Girls) wigs out of.

"Hey Janice what's your wig made out of?"

"Your mother's chest hair!"

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