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When a female snake slithers up your urethra and controls your dick with its head and your mind with its tail
Sorry for how weird I was yesterday, I had a queen snake controlling me yesterday
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English slang(south east & west)
A long streak of ejaculate freshly deposited upon a surface. I.E your girlfriends tits, face, ass or leg. Also the dog, that melon you've had in the fridge since new years or you upon your grandmothers sowing pile.
I've just made a 20cm jelly snake on my office desk while wanking to tentacle porn!
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why wont you mark my test?
your a snake mon
hey snake mon
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when a human of female anatomys boob hair grows to massive length and girth
dude...that chick had mad chest snakes
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Damn, Sheila gave me some painful rub. Why did she have to purple snake it?
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This type of girls are one of the most annoying girls ever, they are so dramatic it doesn’t make sense why
This girl will get inside tour head and make you tell her everything, then she will go around telling everyone about it, like she won’t just tel people she will legit scream it out loud and tell people that really doesn’t even k how you are, but hey! Now they k who you like
This kind of people will make drama about anything literally anything
One time this kinda girl started talking to me and she said she was mad at her bf because he didn’t go to school, the thing is that he was really sick and he told her he was not going to school. HE TOLD HER
and she sill got mad and made drama
She is also a really fake friend, you might me okey with her, next thing you k she is talking sht about you to other people
Honestly just don’t talk to this kind of girls
Snake Queen: guys guys, this guy told me he likes that girl
Her group of friends: oh that’s interesting
Snake girls: right I should tell everyone * yells across the room * guys this guy like that girl hihihihi
Everyone else: why are you telling us this ?
Snake queen : because I want to.
Just stay away from this girls
Snake girls are just fake and dramatic
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One who dangles snakes over their asshole intending for it to slither its way deep into their rectal cavity.
Scott is a little snake dangler. Last week he stole the pet snake from the kindergarden class for him to use for his presonal pleasure and prostate milking.
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