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Arms, particularly on a woman, that are muscular enough to resemble those of the webslinging crimefighter.
Madonna's been working out too much, she's so muscular with her Spider-Man arms, it looks gross.
Helicopters being all freaky and murderous up in the air with big evil blades the right size for death and the chop-chop slice-slice blood.
"Wanna take a sky spiders trip over NYC?"
"oH Hell NaW LEMMe EXPLaiN A THINg TO YoU"
The resulting prolific amount of bubbles that occur after a particularly large piss into a toilet.
"Man, I just pissed like Ogre from Revenge of the nerds"
"making some spider eyes in there, eh?"
The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.
John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.
Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.
When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.
A component of DJ logic or musical playlist planning where songs are ordered in a way to achieve an optimum listening experience. The process involves playing songs with a slower tempo after faster paced hits. This allows listeners to recover fully between extreme party moments.
See the way the tempo slowed down after that banger? Classic DJ spider dancing, giving us a chance to chill before re-melting our faces.
Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above
I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man