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When a hot girl flirts with you just so you give a good tip or when they go ahead and add a tip non consensually.
Drunk Golfer: “Hey I’ll take two purple pies”
Hot Cart girl: “Ok, $10 tip too?”
Drunk Golfer: “Absolutely”
Unknown Bystander: “You’ve been tip raped”
When a customer tips a server at the restaurant with a compliment so that they may leave a smaller than normal monetary tip
server 1: how much did that table tip you?
server 2: 10 percent, but he told me i did a really good job...
server 1: oh man, that sucks he gave you a compliment tip
When you are supposed to have sex on Halloween but you get scared so he only puts his tip in you
Girl “I was supposed to have sex last night, but only put the tip in”
Friend “ girl you got spooky tip”
When the tip of the penis is inserted in to the nostril of your significant other right before ejaculation, causing them to “snort” it.
“Hey girl he was doing me last night, and he pulled a Colombian Tip Snorter”.
On heavy drugs such as; cocaine, mdMa, ecstacy, crystal meth, ect
I was so tipped out this morning
An act isn't sex torture commonly used during 30 AD where u have a line of 20-40 bacon people and 1-3 albinos on the ends. The 20-40 black people proceed to brutally rape the small number of albinos. If the albinos lives are spared, the blacks proceed to dump burning tar on tiop of them albinos, cover them in feather, do the chicken dance, and proceed to hand them an "L".
Substitute Teacher: So what's on the agenda today kids?
Kids: Every Friday, our teach let's us play frosted chicken tips fridays with the useless albinos
“Suck my dick you fucking bitch”
“I will leave”
“No you won’t bitch you have done this multiple times”
“Fuck you Linus cunt tips “