Bag of Tits

(n.) A mess, in disorder. UK military origin.

You look like a bag of tits.
This room is a bag of tits.
Your uniform looks like a bag of tits.

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stick with tits

adj. used to catergoize petite females with large tids. Large, relative to the body size.
See tits on a stick

Man, that little asian chick we saw last night, definitely a stick with tits!

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franken tits

An oddly shaped breast or abnormal scars from a boob job

Yo you see melissa flash at the party last night? I told you that was a clowned up boob job! Thats what you call Franken tits

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Tits and Whiskey

Graphic version of "Sunshine and Rainbows." An exclamation of goodness.

"Life isn't always Tits and Whiskey. Sometimes you really have to buckle down."

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fake tits

Also known as lies. Nobody truly appreciates them, xcept for fools and sluts.

Those aren't implants! Those are lies!

I hate your fake tits.

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medieval tits

Awesome pair of tatas. Tits like these haven't been seen in ages. It is very rare these type of boobs come around.

Wow, those are some medieval tits!

Tits Naked

When you are a female and are only hearing pants/trousers, often as a result of trying to sleep in a hot room.

She accidentally flashed me last night; she was tits naked!