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Some transphobic tiktokers decided to make it to cover them being transphobic and a mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.
“Hey I’m super straight.”
“That’s not a real sexuality and it’s transphobic.”
“Stop being superphobic!”
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A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets
Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
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A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.
“Noahs a super straight”
“Actually? Maybe we should shit in ash trays together”
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Eating while on the toilet in order to multitask or save time
i have started straight-shooting my morning oatmeal to save time after I wake up.
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To dance with unbelievable fervor on beat and in context.
"Just finished watching the Soul Train documentary, and the people on the show were Straight Jook'n"
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Bullshit! In knee-grow dialect .
Man foo don't come around here talkin that straight jive
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