Jesus Train

A nickname for a friend who is somewhat religious(Or at least pretends to be) and you play basketball with. Mainly used at summer bible camps and church leagues. This person is usually a ball hog. His 2 moves are run down the lane, charging in similar to a train. Or throwing it up from half court. This person is a real bummer to even be around.

Josh: "Here he comes again!"
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."

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hoop train

Taken from the verb "to hoop"A hoop train is a line of people and or animals arranged front to ass or - in these terms - front to hoop.

Remember last summer when we spit roasted that hoop train of chickens over the coals?

I don't like going to the steambaths - there are hoop trains everywhere.

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Dick Train

What people are on when they say “Ridin’ with Biden”

Democrat: I’m Ridin’ with Biden.
Republican: So you like taking it up the ass on the dick train?

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stealth train

trains that stealth and are well hidden from sight.

Reggie got hit by a dang stealth train.

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mouth train

when you suck off more than two guys in one go/day

that bitch just sucked off four dudes, she's running a mouth train in this bitch

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Thomas the train

A phrase said by idiots who've never seen the show and commonly used to humiliate people named "Thomas" due to lack of originality

First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.

If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas

Jerk: Wassup "Thomas the train"
Thomas: Recites the story of Thomas & Gordon
Jerk: …

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Big Train

an individual who is so extrordinarily lethargic that he could eat an entire primary school class of children and still be hungry, he loves eating kids.

big train: child

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