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when that older kid says he has a truck but it's actually a SUV
Person 1: i have a truck.
Person 2: Its not a truck!
Person 1: well it's built like one.
Person 2: ....................
When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time
This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.
Essentially just shucks but for when shit (or more appropriately shucks) is just insane and next level
Guy 1: bro i just watched Brad down a beer and then puke all over Katy and her friend
Guy 2: Aw shucks bro that’s crazy
Guy 1: nah man, this is shucks on trucks
Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.
Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck
When you really got in going on, then you got it going on like Money Mark in a Money Truck
Yo, I ran into Ruben the other day, new job, new car, new suit, fine girl with him, he had it going on like Money Mark in a Money Truck!
When you have a motor vehicle and the engine of the vehicle is missing
That man's car has hunters truck syndrome
When Ottawa messes around and truckers fuck up their plans.
Ottawa has been Truck fucked. Honk!