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July 6th u can kiss ur crush without being afraid to
Jade: Josh can we kiss?
Josh: why Jade
Jade: cuz it's July 6th, kiss ur crush day 🥺
most unforgivable sin to say, but at the same time you gain the power of god and the devil combined. worse than "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny tranny" "ur grandpap a trap" and "ur sister a mister" combined, only use if your a dick.
son 1: ur mum gay
son 2: ur dad lesbian
dad 1: ur granny tranny
dad 2: ur grandpap a trap
god: ur sister a mister
that random neighbor: hi there
that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes
dad 2: you di-
everything becomes nothing
Literally the worst insult in all the cosmos insults like "ur mom gay" or "ur grandpap a trap" literally cannot compare to this. When this insult is said, it's receiver is no longer worthy of life nor death. He is completely erased from existence.
Mark: Hey Jake, guess what
Jake: What?
Mark: ur granny tranny
Jake: well, ur sister a mister
Mark: no u
Jake: ur familly tree LGBT
Mark: ur generation cause frustration
Jake:*instantly gets stuck by lighting*
One of the worst insults humanity ever created. Destroys other person if used correctly.
Peyton: Ur mom gay
Connor: ur a non intellectual homosexual
Peyton: * Hole opens under Peyton and swallows him and his family whole, then closes so he is trapped for eternity*
The fucking trump daddy comeback of all comebacks. Combining the Ur category with the fact that anyone’s race, does in fact, contain gays, immediatley links the gayness to the person. It is invinible to the comeback “No U.” While it is a suicidal one, it is the worst possible comeback, regardless of what anyone else says.
Timmy: Hey Billy, ur mom gay.
Billy: No U.
Timmy: Ur Family Tree LGBT.
Billy: Hey Timmy?
Timmy: Yes?
Billy: Ur race has gays.
It is like every atom in his body feels like it has exploded with nuclear force, and his Brain feels every bit of it. Timmy is immediatley erased from existence as his mortal body cannot handle the very existence of the comeback. Billy is also erased from existence, as the comeback inevitably affects him and hits him with full force. But it was all worth it. As Billy won the argument.
You do not want anyone to say this to you. This is the best roast in the entirety of all roasts. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny and ur grandpap a trap combined.
Lobster: Yo ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Egg: No u.
Lobster: No u x3.
Egg: *OOF* Well ur sister a mister.
Lobster: *gets engulfed by the sun and dies*
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When some one is being a bitch or a Prick you say that!
Who the hell pissed in ur cereal
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