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Candy van

When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!

Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023


daves van

daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x

let’s go daves van for some proper delicious ciggies x

by davesdaddy March 15, 2022


Van Wijngaarden

Een bedrijfseconomie, maatschappijleer en geschiedenis docent op het kalsbeek college. Heeft in het verleden bij de politieke partij het CDA gezeten. Voornaam is Jan - Wouter. Coolest motherfucker in the game.

"Ik moet naar de les, ik heb Van Wijngaarden."

"Van Wijngaarden geeft me net op mijn bek geslagen."

by Harry de Vries September 30, 2021


Van Nguyen

This is the name of a beautiful girl from Vietnam. She loves to dance and will annoy you to death with her killer moves. Aside from being drop dead gorgeous and artistically gifted, she is also an intelligent being. If you meet someone like her, hold unto them for as long as you can and treat them right.

Did you see Van Nguyen? she is so pretty!!!

by stewbananananaannanaaaaaa November 24, 2021


Van Helsing procedure

The method for destroying a vampire espoused by Abraham Van Helsing, MD, PhD, DLitt, JD, etc, etc, etc. It calls for driving a stake through the undead one's heart, cutting off its head, stuffing its mouth with garlic, and placing the head between its knees. It nearly always works unless Hollywood needs to resurrect the vampire for a sequel.

"We'll make sure Lush Rimjob stays in his grave by applying the Van Helsing procedure."

by Phlatus the Elder March 1, 2023


Aart van der Riet

Aart is someone that says he will do the presentation as planned, when he extually made a better one.

Aart van der Riet and his brains are trash, but Tobias is the coolest!

by tobitaart June 9, 2020


Jerry Van Dyke

Jerry Van Dyke (Born July 27, 1931; died January 5, 2018) was the lesser-known (and far less successful) younger brother of Dick Van Dyke.

Most of the TV shows that Jerry Van Dyke starred in were extremely short-lived, and one of them was even considered one of the worst sitcoms of all time. However, he did have a few successful roles, such as appearing alongside his brother in the latter's eponymous show, and as Luther Van Dam on "Coach." Despite all of this, he was still largely overshadowed by his brother. \

by Someone who kinda exists July 24, 2021