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angry waffle

when you ejaculate into a waffle maker and use your semen to make a waffle. You then feed it to your significant other making them chase after you angrily.

Dude, I just fed my wife another angry waffle. Her name is Ronny

by Tamir_69 December 03, 2015


loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.

"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

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by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014


Waffle whore

A man or a woman that will sleep with a man in exchange for waffles.

She slept with him because he made waffles for her... Such a waffle whore! 🙄

by adityak93 July 02, 2019


Butterfly Waffle

When you so fucked up on weed. You cravin butterfly waffles.

Yo Juan, pass me some butterfly waffles. Juan: the fuck are those. You trippin Tyrone.

by Who dat bitch. November 03, 2016


Waffle Batter

The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.

"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"

by Xterra April 02, 2016


Frosty Waffle

1. The act of inserting ice cubes into ones vagina the proceeding to get boned.

2. A delicious cone from Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers

"Dude, how'd your date with Suzy go?"

"She totally let me give her a frosty waffle!"

by Deehydrated July 07, 2014


Smash waffles

The whitest thing you can say to invite someone over for sex

I want to smash waffles tonight Becky

by Johnson68102 May 03, 2022