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turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now

"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"

by L Pea-lunk November 29, 2009


indian car wash

Getting a hand job at a car wash in India

dude that girl just gave me an indian car wash

by I AM POSEIDON April 2, 2014


Indian Car Wash

An Indian Car Wash is when a man sticks his dick inside an Indian woman’s wet hairy vagina.

He stuck his dick inside his Indian wife’s hairy vagina, getting a wet wash as he enters her vagina followed by her vagina hairs drying his dick with each motion resulting in an Indian Car Wash.

by Oooo weeee October 15, 2022


pissure wash

Forcefully expelling urine to remove fecal matter from a toilet bowl left there by a previous depositor.

Dude 1: Wth, bruh! You left boo boo smears in my toilet

Dude 2; man, finish off that 40oz and go pissure wash that b@#%h

by Unklo April 1, 2016


Golden Power Wash

The act of ungratefully urinating inside a woman’s vagina during sexual intercourse Power washing the uterus.

I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a golden power wash... She was not too stoked about that one.

by DirtNasty-6969 August 27, 2020


Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.

"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"

by S. Strides November 17, 2022


Dog Wash

While you in the shower and hitting it from the back(doggy), your partner turns the shower head on jet and sprays your asshole with it.

"I came so hard the other day when my girl and I did a dog wash, and my ass has never felt cleaner."

by Bamafisher522 October 27, 2023