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dick whipped

After hooking up with one or many boys and you're exhausted, you then become dick whipped.

man we really went at it, im completely dick whipped.

by yeahiwritedefinitions July 6, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Walnut Whip

Anus

My walnut whip's sore as fuck!
Did you give her one up the walnut whip?

by DuttyBanksy May 4, 2011

3πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Whipped Water

A fluffy clear substance that is refreshingly delicious that tastes of light, fluffy, cold nothingness, with the tag line β€œWhipped Water: It Sure Is Whipped!”

β€œHey dude, can I get your moms recipe for Whipped Water?” Or β€œWhipped Water is not a euphemism for jizz.”

by RicketyZicketySplit July 13, 2021

2πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Boney Meat Whip

A leg kick to the extreme upper region of the human body (i.e. cranium).

It is noted that it takes on this resemblance in mid flight, looking like a whip made of meat with two large segments of bone to give it tinsel strength.

Also noted that a successful boney meat whip often cause such side effects in the receiver: concussion, fainting, temporal loss of all motor skills and headache.

"I don't know if he can get through that guard Mitch he... OMFG he boney meat whipped him through his guard and that is it ladies and gentlemen. That man is going home tonight."

"Man in all my years Bob I will never grow tired of watching one man boney meat whip another grown ass man into the hellish world of technical knockout."

"Indeed Mitch, well that was an excellent KO to leave our audience with, make sure to tune in tomorrow as the mangler goes up against Jake "the jackhammer" Neilson."

BOTH-"Goodnight everyone."

by MitchimusmaximuS August 8, 2011

139πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


head whip

This is were you get out your penis and crack someones head open with a semi. After you see an opening you ejaculate into the wound. You then close the wound by shitting on there head and rubbing it all over the wound and on there face.

im going to whip you in the head. (head whip)

by jonathan7ben October 5, 2013

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Pocket Pussy Whipped

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".

I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.

by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018


pussy whipped

When you allow your "girlfriend" to kiss you on your knee in front of your boys.

Jeff

by Concerned other May 14, 2003

7πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž