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Hop on windows 10

When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.

"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."

by SomeKidOnMac August 3, 2021

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window reflection shopper

someone who when walking past shops looks at their reflection in the window to see how roladex/wack they look. A person who does this is a window "reflection" shopper and usually a trendo.

oh dear you see that contempory dernier cri mistake he just took a look into that charity shop. probably just window reflection shopper.

by Shedward February 18, 2006

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Windows 2000

Windows 2000

The windows operating system with THE MOST .exe program crashes. Even Windows 3.1 never crashed this much. And its not my computer either. Brand spankin new top of the line computers crash like this with Windows 2000 installed.

Maybe Windows 2000 Pro is the problem.

Windows 2000 is slow and crashes a lot.

Source: 106, Mar 11, 2005

by 106 March 12, 2005

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windows media player

Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player

WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.

by ManoftheDiaspora July 28, 2005

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Microsuck Windows Crap

Any Operating system made by Microsoft.

#1 Hey dude, is your copy of Microsuck Windows Crap acting up again?
#2 Yeah, this OS really sucks. A lot.
#1 You need to get Ubuntu or a Mac or something. That's the 7th time today!

by Mr. Pseudonym22 March 5, 2011

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Window Licker

Noun: Derogatory term used to describe a mentally disabled person or more typically a Dublin Bird, particularly from Swords....and whose initials are EM.

Kieran’s Buddy: Come here, will you look at the cut of that bird down the back of that bus, missing half her teeth and dribbling all over herself? What a window licker.
Kieran: Ya, She’s from Swords and her names Ellan Marry!
Kieran’s Buddy: Makes sense I suppose....WINDOW LICKERRR
Kieran: Word to your mother

by KierBooo January 4, 2014

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open your window

Spreading your butt cheeks

Will you open your window for me?

by Booty hoofy August 22, 2017

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