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A bottle of cola with a Viagra dropped into it
Thaddeus wanted to start his night off right with a boner cola
"Does this cola taste weird?" .. "No you idiot, that's a boner cola"
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Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).
That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!
I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!
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When your grinding on your downhill skateboard and you get a massive engorged boner. This is usually shameful and people try to hid their skater boner even though they should be proud of it.
Max: Did you hear about what happened to Joey yesterday?
Lucas: What?
Max: He was shredding on his skateboard and got a skater boner.
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noun; when one is extremely pumped from being near, hearing about, or actually being in a fight. It is characterized by shaking from the build up of adrenaline, and the need to do something reckless. (not an actual boner)
Nick got a massive fight boner when he heard that his room mate got a beer bottle smashed off his face, and a southern comfort bottle off the back of his head, but still beat the shit outta three doods.
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An erection that happens unexpectedly and spontaneously.
Jimmy experienced a rogue boner while lying on the beach.
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When the males penis enlarges but failes to become "hard".
"Yo dude me and Jackie were gonna hit it off last night but I just kept getting soft boners!"
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When you stick your penis in the end of an RPG then smother it in Hot sands.
Girl 1: OMG, last night was amazing
Girl 2: Ooo, what went on?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner
Girl 2: that's hot!
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