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zombie headturn

that awkward moment when you see a cannibal eating someone alive, then they see you and turn their head with blood on their mouth right above the dead body, similar to the first zombie in resident evil. After this happens, they attempt to eat you too.

Johnny got high on bath salts again, a saw him killing and eating Eric, he then gave me the zombie headturn and went after me too.

by dashketchum December 29, 2014


Zombied

Zombied simply means it's on auto-pilot and has jumped the shark. That the writers have written to the lowest, cultural denominator which is now a zombie show. That the show is on it's last legs.

Game of Thrones has zombied.

by scottwill August 29, 2017


Zombied

When a guy doesn't necessarily ghost you. It's in the middle of still a bit of talking, but you're not in a talking stage anymore. In good terms, but not friends.

"This guy just zombied me." "No, I'm not talking to him anymore, he zombied me."

by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024


Zombied

When you’re dating someone that works graveyard shift.

She got zombied by that guy on works night shift!

by SwagB9k January 23, 2020


Zombied

When an ex messages you out of nowhere asking for money, a hookup or a place to crash.

I got Zombied last night by my ex Karen. She wanted a booty call

by Direwolf May 7, 2023


zombie government

A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.

“We have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.” - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP

by Bryn89 August 8, 2022


Zombie Mat

A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.

No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.

by Cring=oops March 23, 2020