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i speak keyboard...

Oh my god I am so pissed

I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,

Oh my god I am so pissed

so i must prepare

A phrase that could also be used 'SIMP'

' hey i gtg, have a test tomorrow simp (so i must prepare)

can i crack

another way of saying can i smash

dam bruh u fine, can i crack

can i crack?

another way of saying can i fuck

-can i crack?
no dad u can’t crack

I hope you fall down a staircase

A common phrase used to tell a fugly ass bitch to die. Jacobs usually uses this word against people. Especially if they are zesty as all hell.

I hope you fall down a staircase <3
I hope you don't trip but fall down a staircase <3

What wasn't I thinking?

Whenever something is forgotten or unmentioned, misspoken or mistaken, use the phrase "What wasn't I thinking?"

Andrea forgot her friend's birthday. She called her and said, Happy Belated Birthday--- "What wasn't I thinking?"