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The guy you see from time to time when you are currently seeing somebody else.
Where’s Desiree at these day’s?
Oh, she’s probably with her off-man, you know how she gets around.
the fine dust created using an electric razor.
dude... get the man dust out of sink.
When a bride picks a man instead of a woman to be her main attendant in her wedding. His responsibilities are similar to what a maid of honor’s might be, with some exceptions, depending on what he and the bride may or may not be comfortable with. (Example: He isn’t going to be holding her wedding dress up when she’s on the toilet.) He may also opt out of slipping a dollar into a male stripper’s thong the night before the wedding, but if he’s into that, by all means bring him along! If he’s a big guy he might also be able to move heavy stuff and double as your bodyguard if any ex-boyfriends try to crash the wedding. All in all, an excellent idea, whether you have women you want on your side as well, or if it’s just going to be the Best Man and Man of Honor.
My wife doesn’t have any female friends, but her Man of Honor was an amazing guy!
Idiots who likes getting bottomed by pedo stashed, caterpillar eyebrowed little boys
Is he a mullet man?
Yes he is
person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn
somebody that is local to the area and enjoys strolling in the street
‘strolling along- there was a local man’
‘I wonder what the local man is doing today’