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Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.

Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.

by Daseinstruth October 17, 2020


Mermaid Man’s Suspense

When someone teases to say a revealing secret and decides to play it our/milk it for a very long time, just to be the most disappointing think ever in the history of man kind.

Mermaid Man’s Suspense:
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.

Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*

by April 06, 2019


Pack man

An hood dude that been killing alot of people.
As in serial killer

-Yo dude watch out for ”name”! He a pack man
- Tf yo talking about?

- He smoking all his opps. Oh shit here he is!!

by Realhooddude January 31, 2022


Man milk mustache

Wen a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of his partner.

Lady night Cindy choked on my Johnson so good I had to give her a man milk mustache..

by AZ in the city May 04, 2017


camo man

the average "army guy" who is obsessed with stereotypical guy pastimes, such as wearing camo, hiking, watching american football, or offroading trucks

Roger is such a camo man.. I've never seen him posting anything but his RC cars and hiking trips!

by hearttcringe October 29, 2023


Crayon Man

A grotesquely tattooed person that looks like his artist was on acid with crayons

Did you see what Crayon Man tweeted today?

by BwanaChris February 11, 2021


Adrian with Man Boobs

A fat mexican guy with Man Boobs

Oh my god is that an Adrian with Man Boobs?!

by TeenageCreepbag101 February 20, 2024