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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
something Mustaf says when he is angry
Person: *hits mustaf*
Mustaf: Coward i see
Referring to someone with large or veiny (or both) hands
Usually a form of flirting
Isla: I like your necklace ;) would you mind if I tried it on?
Derek: what?
Isla:choke me.
When you try to play a banjo for a 5-year-old farm boy and teach him his animals while keeping things interesting.
Old McDonald had a cow! E-I-E-I-O! And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O!
A saying used when a individual had a good laugh and a hilarious joke made by a 6’0 handsome devil whose names starts with a J
That was a funny joke I had quite the chuckle
Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷