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like eating a pig. You cook it, you eat it, you poop later.
"I have never been poisoned by eating a man."
A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
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Someone who goes behind their friends back and messes with people they know they like or have had relations with
Bro I can’t trust you no more you really a dev mans
what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang
tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!
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'starts dancing like a garbage'
Crimson Tide Wing Man
1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.
2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
Crimson Tide Wing Man
This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
The eleventh episode of the third season of the Netflix original series Bo Jack Horseman. This episode is the final episode we see Sarah Lynn alive.
"That's Too Much Man' has to be the saddest Bo jack Horseman episode."