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-To have your beaver, muff, pubes, bear removed, waxed or shaved. In reference to George Bush's last day in office.
-1-20, the day we got rid of the fucking Bush.
-Hello, can I have a 1-20 please? A happy trail is fine, actually.
-Eww he totally needs a 1-20, look at all that shit coming out on the sides of his underwear... ewww
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Highly challenging motorsport that races all over the world. Unfortunately all of its fans like to stick their dicks in the turbos of their pussy V6's. Go figure. Enzo Ferrari said it himself "Aerodynamics is for people that can't build engines". Its a shame where it has gone from its roots. Don't get me wrong, its incredibly hard, but also incredibly boring, and you have to be the most ignorant person in the world to think its the best form of racing.
F1 Fan: Hey let's go stick our dicks in those turbos over there!
Jean Girard: No, put it in my bumhole first, then we can do that!
F1 Fan: Yeah perfect idea! Formula 1 is great!
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1. to switch lanes while approaching a light in hopes of advancing positions in the queue. esp. to advance one position by switching lanes.
2. any manuever to outdo an adversary.
1. I got 1-upped by that slut in the Beamer up there cause she couldnt wait behind that dump truck.
2. MacGyver could 1-up anyone in any situation except his nemesis Murdoch.
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nah 1 which derived from the saying "nice one" it indicates that something good has just taken place.
dunny how pissed are u?
" i know man! nah 1"
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National Girls Show Guys Ass Day
Guy: Ayo Keke yk what today is?
Keke: No...
Guy: It’s November 1 ;)
Keke: OHH NOO
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The 1-2 is when you punch somebody once with one hand, and then quickly punch them again with the other hand. This is also known as the 1-2 mayweather, named after the UFC fighter.
I got into a fight yesterday and he wasn't covering himself so I hit him with the 1-2 and he went down.
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