May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man
It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day
A person's other half, who only stays around as they are being paid a monthly rent to stay around
girl 1: why does she look so upset?
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend
When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
A service offered my male prostitutes which involves making the client feel as though he or she has a boyfriend (e.g., dinner, dates, activities)
Do you offer boyfriend experience? Maybe we could get dinner before we fuck...
A sarcastic remark describing somebody who is not your type.
Girl: Ew its that weird guy again.
Girl's brother: That's yo boyfriend over there!
When your bestfriend steals your boyfriend
Be careful of getting close with Vanessa, I heard she’s a boyfriend stealing whore.
a man who stays with a women solely to take advantage of her bandwidth.
I broke up with him once I figured out that he was just a bandwidth boyfriend.