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Someone that achieves so much in so little time that ones balls have gotten so large, big, heavy and swollen from the act of perseverance, determination, achievement and action; that ones balls are so large that they DRAG on the ground, Hence the name DRAGGIN BALLS..
After high school, (Draggin Balls) was a successful musician played in 6 bands; he was successful small business owner had a hot polish wife with an Iq of 133 1/2, He divorced her to get away from oppression; then pursued academia and graduated from the University Of Texas in a lightening only 3 years w/ a BA in Art; During his stint in college he started a successful DOT .com start up; after that he past and received his Bar(Esquire); then after that worked in many law firms; following that he was bored and elated from awesome LSD usage from high school and was crazy enough to get excepted in Northwestern University for His Doctoral and Masters in Taxation..(What a crazy determined German? he was DRAGGIN BALLS!!!)
And to top it all off and to wash it down with cake, he actually had sex with a black chick that had an IQ of 155, no one thought that he had what it took, but again he was DRAGGIN BALLS!!!...
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Fuzzy cloth balls lowriders hang around the inside edges of their automobile roofs. Dingle berries are wads of shit paper in your ass hairs.
He had dingle balls in his car.
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The testicles of an Indian man.
Ramkesh draped his curry balls over Deepali's face, giving her what Americans call a tea bag. He moaned with pleasure as she sucked on his testicles.
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the act of lavishing undue praise on a guest by a sports talk show host during an interveiw.
The Loose Cannons had Kobe on today, and Mychal and Vick gave him a major ball washing.
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something you say when something incredibly bad is about to happen. best used if you have enough time to say "oh.............balls."
a perfect example is in the the movie Posiedon when the giant wave is about to go into the ship. It is perfect because it takes a while to crash but a person watching knows that it will hit hard. "oh... balls." (spoken very slowly)
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Ninja Balls are the inhalable food invented by Ryan J. Reynolds in Episode 28 of WillyousignmyCast that you throw down onto the ground like an actual ninja ball, let the smoke/mist fill the room, and ingest the flavor of your favorite foods as opposed to actually spending large amounts of money on the foods themselves. For example: Hot dog, pizza, salad, pork bacon, shark and sharktopus.
WARNING: 40% alcohol content...
Ryan: Ninja Balls are the way of the future.
Brian: Ninja Balls are the way of the STUPID.
Ryan: That's like saying you can't do the printing press or the telegram because it's impossible. Ninja Ballin' like a mothaf*cka!
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