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When you and your friends decide to have a party but only invite prostitutes and pay them with fake money. Once you're done you tell them to get lost and then order pineapple and ham pizza because it fucking sucks.
Then you all start wailing on each other and breaking everything in the house.
The party ends with the smallest guy getting on the coffee table and shitting the biggest turd he can.
It should be noted that there is no alcohol involved in these events. Just orange juice. But not from concentrate. Cause fuck that shit.
Dude I wanna go to your ghetto smash party. Is it still on?
Of course bro you're always welcome but I haven't sorted out the prostitutes yet..
No worries bro there's loads down the street where I live!
Alright sorted :)
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An automatic machine that forces 13 year old boys named Moises and Andrew suck each other soft
I heard my local kids got put in the smash master 2000
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A gangbang where a bunch of guys have an orgy with a girl on her period. This also applies when there is more than one girl, but all of the girls present must be on their period too.
“I got blood all over me after that crimson smash club last night.”
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When you and your Homies are down to hit. A collaborative effort of being down to smash it anytime, anyplace.
"hey do you think she's down the smash?"
"Of course BRAH, team smash mode"
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The true home of quality smash burgers. The perfect outer crust with a juicy thin patty with lacey edges.
Smash N Slide do some dope ass smash burgers homie!
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potatoes that are only half smashed.
"Is that mashed potatoes?"
"Nah it's only half smashed potatoes "
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