The rules states that if in a coed work environment, someone is fucking
"I just started this new job and I'm certain Jill is sleeping with Ted from accounting, rule 69"
Rule 69: if it exists, there's a Cupcakke remix of it
Friend: I was trying to listen to the Minecraft soundtrack but it was some random moaning and rap about smacking ass like a drum?
Me: Rule 69
Friend: What?
A Rocket League ‘Rule 1’ Where One Of The Cars Is Backwards.
“OHH I GOT THE RULE 69 UP YES COMONNN”
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when searching up rule 69, you will find images of massive milky wilky titties and massive dicks.
"searches up rule 69 " OMG THAT DICK IS HUGE
“Hey do you know why it’s called *69?”
“Oh, because the * looks like a butthole.”
funny lame joke
i need to pee
yes
ok
raeans 69 calculator joke!
raean: “press ‘=’”
grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”
Two men engage in 69. While this occurs, one man chops off his finger's one at a time and proceeds to shove it slowly up the other mans asshole as the blood leaks onto his face. This is referred to as the 'Gizzle' Stage. Then, the other man proceeds to blend the other mans penis in a blender until it's turned into a puree consistency. The man proceeds to drink the blended penis all while multiple fingers are being shoved up his butthole. This is referred to as the 'Gazzle' stage.
To engage in Gizzle Gazzle 69, two girls one cup must be occuring nearby.
I just Gizzle Gazzle 69ed with Steve.