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A form of gold that doesn't even fucking exist; it's just pure gold, the phrase is typically said by unfunny people who don't even know 24 carat is the purest form of gold.
Guy1: and how much carat is that gold?
Guy2: 69 carat.
Guy1: are you fucking stupid?
Law 69 states that if a woman is to pants a man, she must then give him a blowjob.
Yeah man, she totally thought she could pants me, but thanks to Law 69 she had to blow me after!
Hit book written during English class popular amongst reddit users
Cool person 1: Damn bro, did you hear about the new hit book SUS-69?
Cool person 2: Hell yeah dude! It's lit as hell!
“Hey do you know why it’s called *69?”
“Oh, because the * looks like a butthole.”
funny lame joke
i need to pee
yes
ok
raeans 69 calculator joke!
raean: “press ‘=’”
grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”
The rules states that if in a coed work environment, someone is fucking
"I just started this new job and I'm certain Jill is sleeping with Ted from accounting, rule 69"