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When you put wasabi sauce in your mouth and then go down on a girl. While performing the oral sex you stick your finger in the girl's stink eye. When done with the oral you spit the wasabi into the girls asshole. The man then moves into a bridge sex position. When done finish with a Vo.
"Man this chick I was with last night is so kinky! We tried the reverse Chinese lily pad and it was the best sex I've ever had!
stupid ass who uses bible pages for smokin weed
thats straight up dumb ass chinese kid style
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When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on
He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).
I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.
The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.
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Easter In The Chinese New Year, also known as April Twentieth or 4/20, is a day of celebration for Your Favorite Plant- Marijuana!
"Oh Shit, it's Easter In The Chinese New Year- lets smoke 4 blunts and 20 joints"
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a gay sexual position where two uncircumsized males, naked, willingly or not, insert thier right index finger into the forskin of the oposite's penis simultainously.
reverse chinese finger trap
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Known for being an unusual aphrodisiac, deep-fried chinese fritos are a sensual food used often by younger couples who are looking for a snack to spark a quickie.
Man, I don't know about you hunny, but I could go for some deep-fried chinese fritos...if you know what I mean.
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When you're about to ejaculate, you take a knee and shit on your foot, and when she's about to orgasm kick her in the face with shit
Last night I gave Brenda a Chinese dragon foot, it was dope
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