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MMS kids, or maplewood middle school kids, claim they are better than soms kids. however, in actuality, mms kids are uneducated, loud, overreactive, dramatic, basic, retarded dalits who deserve the electric chair. they've never heard of showers, so you better be careful stepping into their school. the stench may kill you. they have terrible senses of humor and taint everything they touch, like indian dalits. DO NOT INTERACT.
"mms kids smell like 18th century england"
"fuck, now i have to bathe in boiling water, an mms kid just brushed my shoulder while passing"
"wtf mms kid, shut the fuck up! you're so not funny"
"you're so damn loud! what're you, an mms kid?"
"soms kids > mms kids"
The Popular kid is a kid at school who is completely up their own ass, they forget who they are and focus on clout. The little idiots never stop moaning in their giant group at the cafeteria, field, bench, etc.
They bumlick each other yet they still chat so much rubbish about each other and if you dare go near them, they’ll get their big ass flock on you.
Look it’s a popular kid!
Popular kids are dumb.
They are all the same person. They act really similar and go out of their way to look exactly like eachother. Sometimes, you start to feel sympathy for them, but then you remember that they're all dicks who dont deserve that. They all need to grow up. They typically go around calling people fag and libtard.
Popular kid: hahaha ur a fag
Me: fuck off you clone
Popular kid: I'm gonna beat ur ass
Me: what a classic popular kid move
A Foosball Player of Legendary status. This player has pale skin, blonde hair, and often only gives credit to him or herself even when their teammates score a goal. This player also hates players who spin, and possesses the skills to act as a referee even when they are playing. Their extreme Foosball talent often drives them to insanity, which leads them to be seen giggling to themselves when not at the table. Also known as the "Albino Thunder".
Player A: Man, Jack acts like he's the Foosball Kid.
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!
When something not kid friendly is replaced with a usually cringy, kid friendly option.
My mom got the Kid Bopped version, so now all the curse words are replaced.
A male glasses wearing humanoid beetween the ages of 13-19 who displays odd social tendencies including the inability to tuck in their shirt, a voice way deeper than they have any buisness having, the power to lurk in the darkness with Batman-like prescison, enjoys eating peanut butter out of a bucket, and several other bizzare social quirks. Native to wooded areas in Vermont. Reportedly whispers "Scream for me" into victims ear before attacking. A kid thing can get as tall a 5'4 at peak maturity.
I think that Kid-Thing ate my moonpies.
A shock video of a young boy burning a live baby
Baby cam footage of a 7-10 year old boy walking into a babies room with a small bottle. The boy proceeds to pour the liquid (likely lighter fluid) from the bottle all over the baby. He then uses a lighter and lights the poor thing on fire. Then he steps back and the video ends after 2-ish more seconds. All of this while "Ave Maria" is playing.
I remember watching this bullshit when I was like 12 and I cant find it since. If you do find it DONT WATCH IT!
Jesse: hey remember the kerosene kid?
Walter: why the fuck did you bring that back to my memory. after remembering that I wish I was the baby.
Jesse: AAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!