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Green Day's newest album. Its an amazing rock opera that combines muscial genius with the cold hard truth. People keep on dissing it because it made them more famous then they were before or because its different from the rest of the albums. I think its the most popular because its anti-Bush and most (hopefully all) people today hate him, and secondly, so what if its different? Its still amazing, but so are Dookie and Nimrod.
I saw a big difference between St. Pepper's and Revolver but no one said The Beatles sold out.
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Fat, greedy, ignorant, lazy, bad in bed, selfish, and arrogant.
The American Guy rolled off his girlfriend after 20 seconds of pleasure, leaned over the nightstand to finish his Big Mac and washed it down with a warm beer he rested on his gut.
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When an American male gives a girl such an amazing orgasm, that she passes out from sheer pleasure.
"Dude, I heard Mr. Woodcock gave his wife the original American Surprise"-
"I totally gave Charlotte an American Surprise"
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Noun: Someone living in America who has purple skin, and usually are born on planet Purplonia or descended from Purplonians.
While driving through the Purplonian neighborhood, I saw this Purple-American woman sitting on her front porch braiding her daughter's tentacles.
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Our army will fucking own you so don't give us any shit
American Army>All other armies combined (> means greater than)
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American Apparel is a horrible cock sucking brand that most teeny boppers sport to the movies or malls. They have whores for models and often show half naked chicks in sheer one pieces that no normal person would ever dream about wearing in public. Unfortunetly we have an entire generation of sluts and fags trying to pull off that same sheer one piece, without jeans, or a hoodie, or anything to coverup the disgusting horridness that is their unusually developed bodies. The world would be an amazing place if all the American Apparel factories were shut down.
American Apparel, and their leigion of followers can go shove their hideous clothes up an elephants rectum, then pull it back out and try to wear that into public. (Actually they probably would do that; disgusting freaks.)
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The 6 million (out of 300 million) Americans who
1) own and operate 65-75% of U.S. media. Not conspiracy, check the facts.
2) generally infiltrate every area or field where high levels of education are needed and/or high salaries are paid.
3) are the most fascinated by WASPs and secretly wish they could be them. New money and lack of humility doesn't cut it, though.
4) empathize and sympathize with racial minorities and support their causes/politics but wouldn't be caught dead living next to one. (Though they do hire them as domestic help)
5) often use their "victimhood" or "persecution" as manipulative mechanisms to get what they want — while most of them earn six-figure salaries and live in the wealthiest areas of the US.
6) would be highly offended by these highly accurate descriptions and would, of course, point at me and call me an anti-Semite.
"Nearly everything in America today — politics, media, health, academia, business, entertainment, finance, foreign relations — are cultivated by, owned by, or influenced by American Jews. Is this merely based on merit or is it ethnocentric and cultural manipulation? You decide."
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