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Taint of America

The NY Yankees

The NY Yankees are the taint of America, itchy and unwanted.

by Rudy Pooh May 24, 2018


America is NOT a Christian country

(And this next part is in reference to the Russell Brand "They are trying to silence us" stream on rumble) So, he's talking to this priest and the priest is like 'America is a Christian country!' And he goes on to explain that ALL OF THE PROBLEMS... Are the direct result of people not doing the incest cult. And WE KNOW THIS. We already know... That when you don't do the sex cult... The adversary (They veil it by calling him "The adversary" or "the enemy" or "the people's champ" but what they MEAN is a LITERALLY AND ONTOLOGICALLY REAL SATAN, LIKE, AND ACTUALLY PSYCHIC MONSTER THAT IS CONFUSING THEM DELIBERATELY)

comes to get em. And he ties it into this story about Caesar and how Caesar declared himself God... So they murdered him (typical) BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW... He had a secret will... And he wanted this OTHER GUY to be Caeser... And THE OTHER GUY declared that HE is better than everyone... Forever... But NOT better than God! And he gave all of the glory to God (totally consensually) forever! So, those are the rules now forever. And that DEFINITELY IN NO WAY SOUND LIKE... The story of a deliberate and successful coup where the Catholic church murdered an emperor, forged a will, installed THEIR OWN EMPEROR (who will do and say whatever they want 'But God removed Saul and replaced him with David, a man about whom God said, ‘I have found David son of Jesse, a man after my own heart. He will do everything I want him to do.’ ACTS 13:22 There seems to be a recurring theme here), and then delcared the new guy better than everyone (Which is impossible because I was already better than evryone in the future and GOD WOULD KNOW THAT) but NOT better then God (Therefore, weak). Whatever, this is dragging on a bit, innit? You get the point. And this is the second part. 'America is NOT a Christian country' "

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024


MUAHLONNBEXplosion show In little AMERICA 🇺🇸

Fire works display show in little AMERICA 🇺🇸. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. MUAHLONNBE x wars.

I invented and made and created muahlonnbexplosion show in little AMERICA 🇺🇸.😎 😍. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

by LBJAY April 1, 2023


MuaHLonnBExpLosion show in little AMERICA

A fireworks display show in little AMERICA .by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. 🐲🐉🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨.

I invented and made and created muahlonnbexplosion show in little AMERICA. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by LBJAY April 3, 2023


BeJripyTomBemmimgfieldouBJrags juniorelbjaloods made in America

BejripytombenningfieldouBJrags juniorelbjaloods made in AMERICA 🇺🇸 by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. Bejripytombeds🪦🛌 doubjragons 🐲🐉relbjaloods 🩸.

I invented and made and created and started BejripytomBemmimgfieldoubjrags juniorelbjaloods made in AMERICA. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by LBJAY July 6, 2024


BeJripyTomBenningfieLD junioreLBJaLooDs made in America

BejripytomBenningfield juniorelbjaloods

Leader and co founder of bejripyts and doubjrags and relbjaloods Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created and started bejripytombenningfieLD juniorelbjaloods made in america. Lonnie Benningfield junior the black American original gANBJrASTEr gANBJrASTA. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by LBJAY July 8, 2024


United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb

1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.

by gabe marshall September 26, 2012