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What a person would say after getting roasted by an idiot.
Jazzmean: Peter your so short i could step on you
Polo: Hehehehehehhheheheheheheheheheh
Peter: i FeEl AtTaCkEd
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Condition
Common symptoms: sweaty palms, shortness of breath, and a raging hard-on that just won’t quit.
Onset: A pair of huge tits with perky nipples poking through a skin-tight shirt
Guy 1: Oh man, when i went in the club i got all the symptoms, the BRA really hit me!
Guy 2: No way man, that club was basically empty.
Guy 1: No, it was the barmaid who was serving in the corner!
Guy 2: Oh damn, I didn't get to see her. I know Big Rack Attack really affects you, i guess it's lucky you get it too often.
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Term used for hijacking a post on Facebook and discussing farts or fart related matter.
It's good fart weather. Would be a good fart attack line.
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someone who can't stop rolling their tounge and making the sound of gun fire with his/her mouth. it's annoying.
me: yo, tim is having a brraaat attack today.
tim: brrraaaatt rratt atat BRRAATT BRRAAAT!!!
me: jesus christ!
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Use of a variety of horrid personal assault devices which create and electric shock of your brain, head, face and or nervous system. In conjunction with illicit transmitters placed in your food or drink and ingested, it can cause your body organs to flutter,vibrate and contort involuntarily from the reaction to the electrical stimulation.They can involuntarily cause a reaction that can cause your intestines to twist& contort. Vibrate your bladder to the point of urgency and electro shock your brain with severe pain til you pass out.
Some of these devices actually leave physical signs of burns on your skin
"Electromagnetic device attack "can be used to assault,harm and harass a person physically and emotionally by a long distance range of electrically stimulating your bodily organs and or your brain involuntarily .
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When a person attempts to reason a point they have with completely false evidence or something they had just made up.
Zack had a severe case of Whack Attack Syndrome when he wouldn't let us in his basement for no reason at all.
Jeff had W.A.S. when he said Matt didn't have a chance with Kelsey when Jeff didn't know anything.
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When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and proceeds to smash it open across somebody else's face resembling an ostrich that had its head in the ground.
"I like to slap people across the face with bags full of piss and shit when they are being assholes giving them a dirty ostrich attack".