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When you eat a shit ton of
raw cookie dough and sit and front of a heater for 12 fucking hours and then take laxatives and shit crispy cookie chunks
I ate so much cookie dough,I think I’ll shit out a cookie plater if I have baked stomach
'Greens' - A cheap brand of packet cake mixes sold in Australia. They are know for being extremely dry and tasteless but are great when hungover.
Woman : Have you tried that recipe from Taste.com.au?
Man : No, they are the 'Greens' of cooking and everything is bland and has little or no sauce
Woman : Well I guess 'Greens Baking' does make everything dry and cheap, maybe we should check another site?
Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."
U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)
The practice of trying to extend one's horseback riding time, and therefore more time spent in the sun, by choosing more than one horse per day in order to get a tan while riding.
Everybody tells me I look too pale, so I'm going to try to have a bridle bake today.
Bum.
From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'
"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"
A term used to describe a fictional character's death as predictable.
The term is a reference to the 2009 blaxplotation parody film, Black Dynamite, in which a character describes the idyllic future he has planned with his wife, moments before he is killed.
"When we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution, start a family, buy a home in the country, raise our own fruits and vegetables, bake our own bread! Yeah, bake our o-"
The character's description of his dreams for retirement and pastoral living were never mentioned before this point in the story, and were only revealed moments before his death, as a tongue in cheek way of endearing the character to the audience.
The movie's name sake, Black Dynamite, then reinforces this self-aware joke, by momentarily breaking the forth wall to say, "Who saw that coming. Uh- I mean who saw where that came from?"
The term can be used anytime you notice a previously ignored character talking about their wonderful future plans, in what you believe may be an attempt to give their death more gravitas.
"Uh oh, our two favorite characters are talking about running away to a safe island together to live happily ever after once this epic battle is over. I sure hope they live, but it sounds like their baking their own bread to me!"
"How did you know that character was going to get killed off?"
"Oh her? Didn't you see her talking about how all her dreams were coming true, just moments earlier? She was totally baking her own bread for the last ten minutes of this episode!"
OR
(Moments after a character is killed, one might shout)
"HE WAS GONNA BAKE IS OWN BREAD!"