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What are you? A madlad? Why did you search search bar in the search bar? Well, I guess you did it.
So I searched search bar in the search bar today and got this...
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Red wagon or portable hand trailer filled with ice and choice of ones favorite beer and or liquor.
I am taking my Man Bar trick or treating tonight so I have a constant supply of Alcohol.
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bar made out of snitzel, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth, it can also be used as a exprssion of surprise
scary guy: BOO
You: holy snitzel bars that scared the shat outa me.
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Making out with your same-sex friends at a club with the sole intention of showing off and getting the attention of people you actually want to go home with.
Katy Perry has made a career out of her bar-bi stories.
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the nice male friend of ladies who is their safety post when they have unwanted attention from men who are trying to chat them up.
i was trying to chat her up till she went back to her bar husband
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Named after prominent ex-Muslim author Ayan Hirsi Ali, a Hirsi Bar is a Somalian woman who apostates from Islam and then travels the world telling stories about how her clitoris was removed and blaming it on her former religion.
"If you want a Green Card, then the best way is turn yourself into a Hirsi Bar."
After leaving Islam, she realised all she had was her FGM story and so she became a Hirsi Bar.
The American Enterprise Institute needed a Hirsi Bar to give a lecture, so they called her.
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an inplement used to hit people with.
i pulled out my beef bar and smacked him over the head
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