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a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair
person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro
A synonym for the England football team.
There's no point emptying the England teams overhead locker, because those whore-bastards won't be there long.
This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.
Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!
Something bakugo would say to y/n
In a text message
-Cute Bastard
-You're a cute bastard
The most elite group of people in the universe.
Do you know the BHB group?: Yes , I love the big Head Bastards
Random person:They seem like such fun people
God:they are
A male dog
That Horny little bastard was tryna shag me dog
Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long
James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!
Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard