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The Best Parts Of A Woman

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.

Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 8, 2022


Living the best life

A sarcastic term used by awesome sauce individuals who are stating that they fucking hate they way their lives have turned out.

I was on cloud 9 and now I'm living the best life. #yolo #monica

by Mymeg August 7, 2020


Best friends ride

The ride a scrub sits in. Also on the passenger side

I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
Trying to holla at me

by Bustaman69 August 11, 2019


Best Niki stan

nikisblackgf” on tiktok is the funniest,prettiest and best niki stan

Nikisblackgf is the best niki stan

by ssssssssss……jiung August 23, 2021


GANGSTER BEST WITCH

GANGSTER BEST WITCH ; A FEMALE DOG; A FEMININE DOG; A BITCHY JERK.

GANGSTER BEST WITCH ; OOUWE YOUSE A GANGSTER BEST WITCH FOR BEING A JERK.

by gayb1995 February 11, 2023


bitch best friend

The one bitch that will have your back no matter what. The one who will bet someone up if they break or hurt you. That one person that loves you but can be a ass sometimes

My bitch best friend is the one that is not gonna let you go if you break my heart

by Hi I'm someone February 12, 2021


best-friend-gayle

BFG stands for Best Friend Gayle
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."

Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.

This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.

Can also be shortened to BFG.

Hi, I'm Steve. This is my best-friend-gayle, Mike. We've known each other a long time.

People think we're together, but we're not. She's is my best-friend-gayle.

You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!

by gmcqueen June 20, 2017