Laughing extremely hard, to the point where it may be hard to breathe.
Bro after Matt fell down the stairs, we where Laughing Hard Body.
1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.
to apply force to the ground with one's entire body, resulting in a fap -like noise
body fapping is quite common for me because my best friend always steps on the back of my shoes
A “farm” used to hold human dead body’s, for students and people to study.
I need a dead person for a ducking history project
Why the funny do you need that? Go to a body farm
Someone who’s head is too small for their body
Look at this guy he’s a bobble body
Fuck saying temperature anymore! IT'S THE 21 CENTERY NIGGA NOBODY TAKES A FUCKING TEMPERATURE BITCH! YOU CHECK THE MOTHER FUCKING BODY WEATHER!
Hey man I think I need to check my temperature. FUCK YOU BITCH IT'S BODY WEATHER!
FZB for short
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.
A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.
Friend: You should give him a chance. He always checks up on you.
Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.