When you are watching tv and your family starts talking and you cant hear the tv
Dude,I was watching the walking dead and my family came in and started show bombing
Excessively long, rambling text messages
"Sorry I word bombed you the other day."
The act of executing such a smelly shit that after a while your noes become ignorant to the rancid smell emanating from your buttocks, however as soon as you open the door and your nose has something to compare the smell of your shit too, it's too late and you have passed out.
You:*comes out the toilet*
Friend: Urgh!!! Dude did you just drop a shitomic bomb? because I can no longer feel my legs...
- you both continue to pass out
The act of unexpectedly joining a group photo dressed as Waldo, from "where's waldo?".
-- I totally Waldo-bombed that picture.
-- Where?
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When you take MDMA, Shrooms, and LSD at different intervals to peak at different times and get a "Brain-Melting" effect. Usually done at music festivals, but can be a good time anywhere.
Person 1: Ay yo! I got all 3: Shrooms, MDMA, and Acid!
Person 2: Nice bro! Let's do a Jedi Bomb and listen to EDM
Person 1: And even better, I got us both tickets to EDC Las Vegas!
Person 2: Shiiiii man, lets go have some fun!
1. A bomb placed and detonated in a Cafe
2. A Shot of Espresso Dropped into a Glass of Coke/Pepsi/etc.
1. the cafe bombing killed 6 people and injured 12 others.
2. This Cafe Bomb is so strong I could raise the dead.
On LinkedIn, you can add skills to others profiles by "endorsing them". Endorsing people for nonsensical skills โ like "Fashion" for neck-beard computer programmers or "Ice Cream" for just about anyone โ leads to hilarity for all.
Oh man, I spent some time endorsement bombing the shit outta Josh the other day. His mom is gonna flip when she see he's recommended for his Bondage skills.