Pinstripes (usually on a car or article of clothing) drawn using human feces.
Friend 1: "I heard you and ***** had fallen out? You two aren't cool anymore?"
Friend 2: "Nah, he went sicko mode so I gave that nerd some California Pinstripes."
Friend 1: "Gross!"
When a man cums in an ass hole and then proceeds to drink their own cum from said ass hole.
Man, Kelvin sure did give me a solid California cup holder last night.
noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.
Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?
Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.
A double jerk consisting of two men. First to fire wins. Ready, Aim, Rub!
That hurts, Jimmy. Rub slower so I can win this California Standoff.
Cum that's been basking in the sun.
It was 100 degrees outside so Tyrone shot his load onto the pavement and later scooped up the hot California mayo
When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover
JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”
JIMBO- “hol up”
When a man rubs shit all over his dick and rams it into a woman's vagina.
Man, I just gave my girl a California bulldozer