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Time-limited and saddest version of Kyton who enjoys his weekly LuoSiFen regardless of how much sodium he consumes.
His head nodding friend: When are you going back to California Kyton?
A mixture of calcium acetate and ethanol. Burns extremely well.
Dr Carson: Thomas burnt himself while playing with California snowballs.
Cum that's been basking in the sun.
It was 100 degrees outside so Tyrone shot his load onto the pavement and later scooped up the hot California mayo
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When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover
JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”
JIMBO- “hol up”
When a man rubs shit all over his dick and rams it into a woman's vagina.
Man, I just gave my girl a California bulldozer
When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman
Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?
While having sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates on the females back. She then proceeds to lay in the sun until it dries, then peels, eats, an enjoys.
Hey girl, you want some Doritos?
No thanks, just ate some California Sunchips