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The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
John gave me a California crockpot
a sexual act where you hold a girls legs in the shower and watch a hippo eat a ghost pepper,
todd wants to have a california deaner tonight.
One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.
I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead
The act of sucking multiple ducks in the middle of a porta-potty in fucking Denver.
Dude, that was a totally sick California Spider last night! We gotta do it again.
Pinstripes (usually on a car or article of clothing) drawn using human feces.
Friend 1: "I heard you and ***** had fallen out? You two aren't cool anymore?"
Friend 2: "Nah, he went sicko mode so I gave that nerd some California Pinstripes."
Friend 1: "Gross!"
A mixture of calcium acetate and ethanol. Burns extremely well.
Dr Carson: Thomas burnt himself while playing with California snowballs.
The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.
casual sex with my wife was getting boring so we decided to mix it up and do the california hotdog!